I find the premise ridiculously funny. There’s nothing healthy about Shion, she basically lives on trash food and it’ll eventually affect her health. But in the meantime it makes her deliciously juicy and oh so nice to spend some time “with”.
Not as funny as the home movie me and my cell mates made just like this, we ran a cellblock massage shop for the gang, damn a lot of jizz got spent in there.
![[EGKD-003] You Might Think It’s A Healthy Store, But It’s Actually A Hidden Option! Big-breasted Men’s Esthetic Salon Yumi Shion](https://cdn.movie4k.eu.org/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/2egkd003pl.jpg)
![[MXGS-1407] The temptation of a busty, big-bottomed tutor, Yumi Shion](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/11/h_068mxgs1407pl-211x300.jpg)
![[LULU-401] When my shy, busty otaku friend accidentally flashed her panties, I was aroused and tried the oral sex and mating techniques I learned from erotic manga, leading us to become sex-crazed and fill each other’s wombs with sperm. Yumi Shion](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/10/lulu401pl-211x300.jpg)
![[MMYM-076] A beautiful young girl with a refined face moans dirty words while bouncing with big breasts and a big butt! Obscene language woman Yumi Shion](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/09/mmym076pl-211x300.jpg)
![[NACR-994] Corrupt clinic for female body development Shion Yumi](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/08/h_237nacr994pl-211x300.jpg)
![[ATYA-023] Minimum body with J-cup boobs! Busty baby-faced wife cums wildly from another man’s old dick (super stamina) Yumi Shion](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/07/atya023pl-211x300.jpg)
![[MMKS-031] Teasing service: soothing, big-butt soapland girl Yumi Shion](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/06/mmks031pl-211x300.jpg)
![[NACR-977] Fulfilling my ideals! Idol robot with AI, “Shion” – Yumi Shion](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/06/h_237nacr977pl-211x300.jpg)
![[MXGS-1378] Drooling seductive kisses and teasing ejaculation control, Yumi Shion](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/04/h_068mxgs1378pl-211x300.jpg)
![[REAL-892] For those days you just want to embrace roughly, this woman. Bringing an obedient cosplayer with an insane body to a hotel for intense deep throat, aphrodisiac play, and massive internal cum shots Yumi Shion](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/02/real892pl-211x300.jpg)
![[MXGS-1366] Super Premium, Repeat Guaranteed! Busty Healing Beauty Offers Special Escort Service Shion Yumi](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/01/h_068mxgs1366pl-211x300.jpg)
![[OLM-236] A 149cm J-cup twin-tailed gal teasing her dad like a mischievous girl and climaxing wildly with a big dick while shaking her large breasts](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/09/h_1757olm236epl-211x300.jpg)
![[NPJS-161] Corrupt men’s esthetic manager’s chain punishment video Vol.3: Host-obsessed girl Shion borrowed ¥1M from the shop and ran, busted](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/05/npjs161pl-211x300.jpg)
![[MIAB-533] Busty mother-daughter duo violated: Trained as insatiable yakuza’s sex slaves for husband’s debt, F*rced into 13 creampie sessions… Kyoko Maki, Shion Yumi](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/08/miab533pl-211x300.jpg)
![[FJIN-089] My stepsisters from my parent’s remarriage are clumsy yet too erotic, leading to reckless encounters with their defenseless large breasts… Yumi Shion Aikawa Suzu](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/08/fjin089pl-211x300.jpg)
![[GEBB-029] The sweet and erotic Himari edition: A masked beauty in a massage parlor teases and arouses the customer with intense close-contact treatment while enticing him with her thong.](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/11/gebb029pl-211x300.jpg)
![[DOCD-069] Pretending to be a virgin to negotiate extras with a no-touching, no-release massage therapist, then slipping in for unprotected success when her guard is down!](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/08/h_1711docd069pl-211x300.jpg)
![[OFES-021] Limited to couples with a cuckold fantasy! Busty married woman no-hands blowjob husband guessing match! 3 Win 1 million yen by identifying from 10 live penises using only oral sensation!](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/07/ofes021pl-211x300.jpg)
![[SDDE-746] “Always having sex” bikini massage 14: dense, deep kissing massage edition](https://cdn.javnorth.com/wp-content/uploads/thumbs/2025/06/1sdde746pl-211x300.jpg)
Is this movie funny at all?
It’s a story about a massage parlor with whoring options. Many such cases.
I find the premise ridiculously funny. There’s nothing healthy about Shion, she basically lives on trash food and it’ll eventually affect her health. But in the meantime it makes her deliciously juicy and oh so nice to spend some time “with”.
Spanierd?
Not as funny as the home movie me and my cell mates made just like this, we ran a cellblock massage shop for the gang, damn a lot of jizz got spent in there.