[CAWD-980] The beautiful genius ballerina, boasting a 52cm waist, beautiful breasts, and a slim hourglass body, finally collapses into a massive orgy covered in dirty old men, marking the great porn breakdown

Grass is overrated, troll. One of my offspring even tested allergic to it, despite being a jock who ran around on it all the time.

Frankly would much rather watch ballet than touch grass. I’m listening to ballet music as I type.

Meyerbeer. The ballet music from Le Prophète. Wonderful stuff. Written for skating. In line roller skates were invented for the opera.

I do prefer the maestro’s ballet music for Robert le Diable though. Wild stuff, that. The bacchanal and the music for the defrocked nuns. Wow.

So much that is civilized in our world takes place away from grass, troll.

(Most sex too, FWIW)

But the Everton Man City game was really something. That was on grass.

And Nottingham Forest are doing really well on grass lately too.

Gotta love grass. Just don’t have to touch it all that often.